*notes on this one. It is exactly 280 characters, not counting line breaks, the current character limit for a tweet. I spent a LOT of time digging around to see if I could style the text to look exactly like an embedded tweet, and finally gave up and just grabbed a screenshot of an actual tweet whose text and date I doctored in the Inspector in Chrome.
The text reads:
I need another metaphor
Something besides a Dissection.
No more knives and blood.
I’m built more for punchlines than poetry
Where it’s all artless, easy imagery
anyway, Isn’t it safer to hang back
play the lovable idiot
In case It turns out I’m an unlovable idiot?