Well, hello there.

I bet you saw my email address and checked to see if I have a website.

I’m an illustrator, designer, and unrepentant collector of hobbies.

This is my personal site. It will take you to all the other places.

Mishaps While Meteor Chasing

Mishaps While Meteor Chasing

Went on a little quest tonight. Tried to meet my buddy Michelle out in the foothills to go meteor spotting, but the road to our waypoint was blocked and there’s no cell service out there, so we didn’t manage to connect. I was not alone, however, as I parked alongside...

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The 2022 Edition Kraken

The 2022 Edition Kraken

I keep comping back to this silly drawing because it never stops amusing me. I have recently been asked over, and over, and over, to make a t-shirt version of the design, so I did a little work on it to improve the pirate ship and extend all the arms so the t-shirt...

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Baby’s First Discord Bot

Baby’s First Discord Bot

I have been playing around in Discord for a while now, and as one does, I'm working on making a bot. But first, they needed a cute icon.

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Latest Comic

Mishaps While Meteor Chasing

Mishaps While Meteor Chasing

Went on a little quest tonight. Tried to meet my buddy Michelle out in the foothills to go meteor spotting, but the road to our waypoint was blocked and there’s no cell service out there, so we didn’t manage to connect. I was not alone, however, as I parked alongside...

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Questionable Poetry

Answering Letter From The Object of Marvell’s Affection

Look buddy, I’ve been burned and so I’d rather we would take it slow. I’ve tried, myself, to skip ahead, push through the hesitation, dread, and lingering ghosts of other times. (I mustn’t let you serve for crimes of other men who came before. I’ve work to do I can’t...

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Moderna, Second Dose

I have a fever; I reserve the right to be a giant baby about it. Took a long nap; I’ll be up all night, my muscles sore, and feeling kinda shit. Made sure to stock my home with easy snacks Because I knew I wouldn’t want to cook. Immune system is learning the attacks...

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Zoom

Barbara, can you please unmute your mic? And start again because we didn’t hear. John you’re below your frame, please hike your chair up or tilt down your webcam here. Wait just a moment while I share my screen… oh shoot I need to hit “computer sound.” This clip will...

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Exit Through the Gift Shop

If you’re in to what you’re seeing here, you’ve got to come check out sharptoothsnail.com, my online shop. You’ll find art toys, pins, t-shirts, prints, comics and all the goodies I make here. If you’re the sort of person who thinks the very fact of the universe is a stinkin’ miracle, you’re likely to find a charming expression of that inside!