Well, hello there.

I bet you saw my email address and checked to see if I have a website.

I’m an illustrator, designer, and professional ridiculous person.

This is my personal site. It will take you to all the other places.

Baby’s First Discord Bot

Baby’s First Discord Bot

I have been playing around in Discord for a while now, and as one does, I'm working on making a bot. But first, they needed a cute icon.

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Why Did We Abandon Blogging for Short-Form Media?

Why Did We Abandon Blogging for Short-Form Media?

News broke yesterday that Lex Luthor is going to buy Twitter. You may be able to tell that I have no particular fondness for the guy, but I'm also watching with interest as everyone claims loudly how they're leaving, without, you know, actually leaving. This panic...

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Introducing Kids to Codebreaking

Introducing Kids to Codebreaking

Last week I spun up a couple of cipher wheels to help my scouts learn a little about code breaking. I made two wheels for Rot-13, a substitution cipher that I was originally introduced to online as a way Sailor Moon fan sites used to obscure spoilers. And then, since...

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Latest Comic

Questionable Poetry

Answering Letter From The Object of Marvell’s Affection

Look buddy, I’ve been burned and so I’d rather we would take it slow. I’ve tried, myself, to skip ahead, push through the hesitation, dread, and lingering ghosts of other times. (I mustn’t let you serve for crimes of other men who came before. I’ve work to do I can’t...

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Moderna, Second Dose

I have a fever; I reserve the right to be a giant baby about it. Took a long nap; I’ll be up all night, my muscles sore, and feeling kinda shit. Made sure to stock my home with easy snacks Because I knew I wouldn’t want to cook. Immune system is learning the attacks...

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Zoom

Barbara, can you please unmute your mic? And start again because we didn’t hear. John you’re below your frame, please hike your chair up or tilt down your webcam here. Wait just a moment while I share my screen… oh shoot I need to hit “computer sound.” This clip will...

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Exit Through the Gift Shop

If you’re in to what you’re seeing here, you’ve got to come check out sharptoothsnail.com, my online shop. You’ll find art toys, pins, t-shirts, prints, comics and all the goodies I make here. If you’re the sort of person who thinks the very fact of the universe is a stinkin’ miracle, you’re likely to find a charming expression of that inside!